ROY CRABTREE

AFFORDABLE WILDLIFE REMOVAL 

Kevin Officer

Wildlife Enthusiast

 

Experienced Trapper & Tracker

 

Outdoorsman & Level 73 Wizard

 

Technician at Affordable Wildlife Removal

MY SKILLS

Roy Crabtree is well versed at trapping and tracking wild game. He is also the company’s resident wizard.

  • Trapping 100% 100%
  • Frost Breath 95% 95%
  • Dragon Riding 93% 93%
  • Navigation 77% 77%
  • Treasure Hunting 91% 91%
  • Outdoorsmanship & Vaping 100% 100%

BIOGRAPHY

Roy Crabtree has many superhuman powers and abilities as the result of his magical skills as well as powers bestowed to him. He is the personal representative of the various gods and demigods and of course the business owner of Affordable Wildlife Removal. His powers are of a wizard and he has been given to champion as in the cases of lost or misguided small wild animals living within the confines of a residential home or a place of business.

As the Guardian of the Rights of all Small Woodland Creatures in the State of Florida, he is one with the wizard tools and animal trapping implements to deliver effective removal of small wildlife.  Many people say to us, “Wow he made that animal magically disappear from our house – thank you”.

Roy Crabtree channels the energies of the primal Mother Earth and she directs him to protect all her beloved animals. As such, he is infused with the duty to keep the travels and the happiness of the earth’s animals in balance. As the remover of the lost and confused critters, he also holds the dark forces at bay. Due to being bound to the pledge with Mother Earth, Roy Crabtree’s spirit can leave the small woodland critters in places that are safe and far from human interactions.  It should be noted that Roy Crabtree’s powers get weaker the longer he is not vaping.

Kevin Officer

NO JOB IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL

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Affordable Wildlife Removal works fluently with both business and residential owners. We want to find the perfect solution to each project, ensuring complete success every time.
Kevin Officer
Kevin Officer

WORKING HARD TO REMOVE INVASIVE SPECIES

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Stepping outside of the 9-5 rat race, the Affordable Wildlife Removal crew donates copious amounts of time towards catching and removing dangerous invasive reptiles.
Kevin Officer

Why Do Customers Choose Affordable Wildlife Removal?

 

COMMUNICATION IS KEY TO US!

 

WE WORK THROUGH THE ENTIRE PROCESS WITH YOU!

FROM START TO FINISH, INFORMING AND OFFERING YOU ADVICE THE ENTIRE TIME.

WORKING HARD TO REMOVE INVASIVE SPECIES

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Stepping outside of the 9-5 rat race, the Affordable Wildlife Removal crew donates copious amounts of time towards catching and removing dangerous invasive reptiles.

RELOCATION AND REHABILITATION

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The well-being of the animal is at the top of our list. Only second to the preservation of our clients’ investments. Above all, we humanely remove the target through several non-abrasive tactics. Thus, ensuring the safe return of your property and the survival of the nuisance animal.

DIVERSE BACKGROUND AND UNDERSTANDING OF WILDLIFE AND NATURE

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Growing up in the wilds of Florida, our entire wildlife removal crew is well educated and passionate about our career choice. Choosing the open and sometimes dangerous working environment over a confined and safe office space.

META-HUMANS??? MAYBE…

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No matter day or night, hurricane or drought, our wildlife removal crew is ready. We will dawn the Bat suit and spring into action at the ring of the phone. Most importantly, our services are available twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Never hesitate to call and see how we may help you.