ISAAC REMPE

AFFORDABLE WILDLIFE REMOVAL 

Kevin Officer

Wilderness & Wildlife Expert

 

Experienced Wildlife Trapper

 

Rugged Outdoorsman

 

A Technician at Affordable Wildlife Removal

MY SKILLS

Isaac Rempe is knowledgable at trapping and humanely releasing wildlife and he likes to hike too.

  • Trapping 100% 100%
  • Tracking 95% 95%
  • Telekinesis 43.7% 43.7%
  • Alchemy 77.6% 77.6%
  • Shark Hugging 82.3% 82.3%
  • Wildlife Conservation 99% 99%
  • Weapons Proficiency 85% 85%

BIOGRAPHY

Isaac Rempe is the quintessential Affordable Wildlife Removal trapper. Although immortality is not the reason he enjoys trapping and releasing wild animals. He does it because he likes releasing the animals in the wild because he loves being in the wild. Sometimes he goes hiking and gets lost in thought about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. As a most normal outdoorsman, he experiences no difficulties with friends, family, sweethearts, and employers. His powers enable him to do good, but not only to improve his own life but it is his simple humanity and his rather exotic talent that makes him a fan of many wild animals. He is one super-hero wildlife trapper who has not lost the common touch, and in fact, he is frequently described as “your friendly Wildlife Removal Man.”

In his debut, Isaac Rempe took on any and every wildlife trapping project with the goal of helping the wild animals in Florida. He was motivated by saving an animal’s life and not the greedy intentions of the forces darkness in the industry. Yet Isaac’s driving force is his experiences over the past 1000 years of trapping wildlife; he must live forever with the knowledge that he couldn’t save every animal that is in the State of Florida. Perhaps he suffers from forever agonizing over the choices other trappers make to kill versus relocate wild animals.

Although nobody seems to understand him, Isaac Rempe has the spirit to be a fox as well as a tragic figure. He is quick with a quip, appreciates the irony of his endless predicaments, and relishes the chance to save small woodland animals from a life of boredom in someone’s attic.

Kevin Officer

NO JOB IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL

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Affordable Wildlife Removal works fluently with both business and residential owners. We want to find the perfect solution to each project, ensuring complete success every time.
Kevin Officer
Kevin Officer

WORKING HARD TO REMOVE INVASIVE SPECIES

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Stepping outside of the 9-5 rat race, the Affordable Wildlife Removal crew donates copious amounts of time towards catching and removing dangerous invasive reptiles.
Kevin Officer

Why Do Customers Choose Affordable Wildlife Removal?

 

COMMUNICATION IS KEY TO US!

 

WE WORK THROUGH THE ENTIRE PROCESS WITH YOU!

FROM START TO FINISH, INFORMING AND OFFERING YOU ADVICE THE ENTIRE TIME.

WORKING HARD TO REMOVE INVASIVE SPECIES

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Stepping outside of the 9-5 rat race, the Affordable Wildlife Removal crew donates copious amounts of time towards catching and removing dangerous invasive reptiles.

RELOCATION AND REHABILITATION

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The well-being of the animal is at the top of our list. Only second to the preservation of our clients’ investments. Above all, we humanely remove the target through several non-abrasive tactics. Thus, ensuring the safe return of your property and the survival of the nuisance animal.

DIVERSE BACKGROUND AND UNDERSTANDING OF WILDLIFE AND NATURE

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Growing up in the wilds of Florida, our entire wildlife removal crew is well educated and passionate about our career choice. Choosing the open and sometimes dangerous working environment over a confined and safe office space.

META-HUMANS??? MAYBE…

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No matter day or night, hurricane or drought, our wildlife removal crew is ready. We will dawn the Bat suit and spring into action at the ring of the phone. Most importantly, our services are available twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Never hesitate to call and see how we may help you.